- Sheryl Sandberg, Lean In: Women, Work, and the Will to Lead (via larmoyante)
When you put the tip in and she already moanin.
hopes are like hair ornaments. when you’re a little girl, you want to wear too many. when you’re older, you look foolish wearing even one. long story short I just went to a McDonalds and their milkshake machine was broken
what are the strongest days of the week?
saturday and sunday. the rest are weekdays.
stop unfollowing me
so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.